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12 Amazing Celebrity Car Look Alikes REVEALED

by Gabi Lenhard | Aug 21, 2016 | Satire | 0 comments

1. BUGATTI CHIRON & RIHANNA No one can rock black lipstick better than Rihanna and this Bugatti. 2. DODGE RAM & RON PERLMAN Ron is just missing the flatbed… 3. NISSAN 300ZX & JAR JAR BINKS They not gonna let me take dat on Naboo! 4. SMART CAR &...

The 7 Emotional Stages of Scratching Your New Car

by Christine Stoddard | Aug 9, 2016 | Satire | 0 comments

How is it that you’ve owned your new (or new-to-you) car less than 24 hours and already scratched it like a sexually frustrated cat in heat? You just barely drove it out of the dealer’s lot/off the sketchy road of the sketchy person who sold it to you in a very...

8 Ways Your Car Shows You’re #Basic

by Christine Stoddard | Aug 3, 2016 | Satire | 0 comments

There’s nothing wrong with being #basic if that’s who you genuinely are. Liking yoga pants and Starbucks lattes doesn’t make you a bad person. But “liking” things for the sake of fitting in with everyone else is no way to live your life. After all, lemmings are such...

The 7 Emotional Stages of Selling the Car You Loved

by Christine Stoddard | Aug 1, 2016 | Satire | 0 comments

Everyone has a favorite car, the one that stood out from all the rest you’ve owned. It was your greatest love (on wheels.) You can travel the whole wide world in search of another, but no other land yacht will ever compare. But so often, great loves cannot last and no...

Cars You Can Live In, If Push Came To Shove

by Candyce Cook | Jul 29, 2016 | Satire | 0 comments

Times are hard. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. Nobody knows this better than millennials, some of whom were halfway through college — and signing student loan documents — when the housing market crashed and turned the economy into confetti. What starts as a...

10 Reasons to Be Grateful We Don’t Get Around in a Horse and Buggy Anymore

by Christine Stoddard | Jul 28, 2016 | Satire | 0 comments

Unless you’re Amish, you probably don’t get around in a horse and buggy. Of course, if you’re Amish, you’re probably not reading this. And if you are Amish, I’m sorry for insulting your form of transportation, but I’m NOT sorry that I drive a car. I love my car and...

The 5 Stages of Grieving Your Stolen Gas Cap

by Matt Manser | Jul 25, 2016 | Satire | 0 comments

Or: Reasons to drive an electric car.  Returning to your car only to discover that your gas cap is missing is one of the most traumatic experiences one can go through. If this hasn’t happened to you…yet (it 100% WILL), here are the five stages of grief you...

Shocking Things The Color Of Your Car Says About You

by Azure Dinges | Jul 21, 2016 | Satire | 0 comments

Make. Model. Year. Horsepower. Speakers. Heated Seats. Important, sure, but let’s get down to the first thing people are gonna notice. In this country of purple mountains and amber waves, the color of your car says just as much about you as the car itself. It’s like...

5 Cars That Would Make Me Date You

by Candyce Cook | Jul 18, 2016 | Satire | 0 comments

… Despite Your Personality And Soul Someone may have the best gizmos and gadgets in the world, but a soul that smells like raw sewage. That person does not a soulmate make. “In sickness and in health, ‘til your inherently crappy personality do us part” has...

The Transformers You Don’t Hear About

by Andrew Tavin | Jul 18, 2016 | Satire | 0 comments

With the five hundredth or so Transformers movie on the way, it’s time to look at some of the least popular transformers who haven’t gotten a chance in the spotlight: Boximus Maximus  (transforms into a Nissan Cube) Boximus has giant glasses. Like the biggest glasses...
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